Prices don't drop except when they Drop

From the Ventura Star: Positive signs are seen in housing.

Prices don't appear to be falling as rapidly as they were, sales are rising, and default notices appear to be leveling off, said Mark Schniepp, executive director of the California Economic Forecast Project in Goleta.

If notices of default fall now, then foreclosures will peak and then start to decline in December, Schniepp said. Though he does not believe prices will drop much more, he predicts more year-over-year price declines.

So prices "won't drop" but he predicts more "price declines"?

My brain hurts.

Prices won't drop but they will decline. Should we bring in a buncha English majors to analyze this one?

Post-modernism, eat your heart out.

Derrida, Deleuze, Guattari, where the fuck are you?

C'mon Baudrillard, is this is a "simulacra" of reality, or a "simulation" of reality, or is this "reality", or is this reality?

Let's get a debate going, bee-yatches, about the difference between a "price drop" and a "price decline".

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