Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Six Degrees of Madoff
From New York Magazine: Madoff’s Latest Victims: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick.
The crap thing about being Kevin Bacon, it turns out, is that sometimes you find yourself six degrees from the wrong kind of guy. Such as, for instance, Bernie Madoff. We'd heard that along with Hollywood boldfacers Jeffrey Katzenberg and Steven Spielberg, Bacon and his wife, Kyra Sedgwick, lost money in Madoff's devastating $50 billion Ponzi scheme, and Bacon's rep, Allen Eichorn, confirmed it for us. "Unfortunately, your report is true," he wrote.
The crap thing about being Kevin Bacon, it turns out, is that sometimes you find yourself six degrees from the wrong kind of guy. Such as, for instance, Bernie Madoff. We'd heard that along with Hollywood boldfacers Jeffrey Katzenberg and Steven Spielberg, Bacon and his wife, Kyra Sedgwick, lost money in Madoff's devastating $50 billion Ponzi scheme, and Bacon's rep, Allen Eichorn, confirmed it for us. "Unfortunately, your report is true," he wrote.
Saturday, December 27, 2008
The House of Dog
From the WSJ: In the Great American Bailout, Pet Doctors Hope to Flush Out Cash.
Mortgages are under water all over this town. But at the local pet hospital, there's a liquidity crisis of a different order. It isn't about solvency. It's about sewage.
Thanks to a class of human clientele that wouldn't dream of denying an MRI to a dog, the Metropolitan Veterinary Hospital is in good financial shape. It wants to put up an extension and grow. For a building permit, though, it has to run a pipe to a sewer line.
Except there is no sewer line, and no money to pay for one in any government budget. That's where the huge public-works economic stimulus being pondered in Washington comes in. Like many, many other projects, a sewer line that improves life for animals in Ohio stands as good a chance as any of being part of the program.
"Our expansion won't cost less than $1 million," he said. "And we're adding 20 jobs. But we can't do a thing until that sewer comes through. If I was Barack Obama, I'd write the check tomorrow."
Make it out for $300,000, Mr. President-elect.
Highway, airport, transit and wind-farm lobbies are all knocking out lists of backhoe-ready jobs. So is the sewer lobby. The National Association of Clean Water Agencies wants $64 million to remove grease in Columbus, Ga.; $1.2 million for screw pumps in Kankakee, Ill.; and $24 million for the Nasty Branch flow-controller in Asheville, N.C. The association's latest sewer tally adds up to $7.4 billion.
The longest list comes from the U.S. Conference of Mayors: 1,391 things to do costing $73.2 billion in 427 cities, including a new sidewalk on Elm Street in Kokomo, Ind., and an upgrade to the street lights on the Cottonwood Loop in Holladay, Utah.
Akron has a list, too, and Mayor Don Plusquellic was flipping through it in his cabinet room not long ago.
Akron had levied income tax in Copley since the mid-90s, in return for laying water and sewer lines worth $60 million. Before the backhoes reached the pet hospital, the money was gone. So the sludge-pump truck still comes twice a week.
The hospital today has 45 veterinarians associated with it, and 120 full-time staffers. It has operating theaters, a CAT scanner, an intensive-care unit, busy wards of single-occupancy cages. It has outgrown its space. The MRI is in a trailer out behind the cesspool; patients have to be chauffeured to it in a golf cart.
Two years ago, the vets who own the hospital bought the lot next door for $235,000 to build a new wing. Then word came that they had to get a sewer put in first.
Sick-pet traffic is off a bit now, but the vets still want to build. They're longing for a recession-borne solution. Bobbie Kenna, an oncology intern, raised the question with Bear, a Tibetan terrier who had come into her ward for treatment. "The stink will be gone," she said. "It'd be more pleasant for everybody, wouldn't it, Bear?"
Akron's public utilities manager, Mike McGlinchy, concurs. If he had the extra $300,000, he'd lay this pipe today. "The business case is fabulous," he says. "And a lot of dogs and cats will be grateful."
Pork-tastic!!!
Mortgages are under water all over this town. But at the local pet hospital, there's a liquidity crisis of a different order. It isn't about solvency. It's about sewage.
Thanks to a class of human clientele that wouldn't dream of denying an MRI to a dog, the Metropolitan Veterinary Hospital is in good financial shape. It wants to put up an extension and grow. For a building permit, though, it has to run a pipe to a sewer line.
Except there is no sewer line, and no money to pay for one in any government budget. That's where the huge public-works economic stimulus being pondered in Washington comes in. Like many, many other projects, a sewer line that improves life for animals in Ohio stands as good a chance as any of being part of the program.
"Our expansion won't cost less than $1 million," he said. "And we're adding 20 jobs. But we can't do a thing until that sewer comes through. If I was Barack Obama, I'd write the check tomorrow."
Make it out for $300,000, Mr. President-elect.
Highway, airport, transit and wind-farm lobbies are all knocking out lists of backhoe-ready jobs. So is the sewer lobby. The National Association of Clean Water Agencies wants $64 million to remove grease in Columbus, Ga.; $1.2 million for screw pumps in Kankakee, Ill.; and $24 million for the Nasty Branch flow-controller in Asheville, N.C. The association's latest sewer tally adds up to $7.4 billion.
The longest list comes from the U.S. Conference of Mayors: 1,391 things to do costing $73.2 billion in 427 cities, including a new sidewalk on Elm Street in Kokomo, Ind., and an upgrade to the street lights on the Cottonwood Loop in Holladay, Utah.
Akron has a list, too, and Mayor Don Plusquellic was flipping through it in his cabinet room not long ago.
Akron had levied income tax in Copley since the mid-90s, in return for laying water and sewer lines worth $60 million. Before the backhoes reached the pet hospital, the money was gone. So the sludge-pump truck still comes twice a week.
The hospital today has 45 veterinarians associated with it, and 120 full-time staffers. It has operating theaters, a CAT scanner, an intensive-care unit, busy wards of single-occupancy cages. It has outgrown its space. The MRI is in a trailer out behind the cesspool; patients have to be chauffeured to it in a golf cart.
Two years ago, the vets who own the hospital bought the lot next door for $235,000 to build a new wing. Then word came that they had to get a sewer put in first.
Sick-pet traffic is off a bit now, but the vets still want to build. They're longing for a recession-borne solution. Bobbie Kenna, an oncology intern, raised the question with Bear, a Tibetan terrier who had come into her ward for treatment. "The stink will be gone," she said. "It'd be more pleasant for everybody, wouldn't it, Bear?"
Akron's public utilities manager, Mike McGlinchy, concurs. If he had the extra $300,000, he'd lay this pipe today. "The business case is fabulous," he says. "And a lot of dogs and cats will be grateful."
Pork-tastic!!!
Friday, December 26, 2008
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
The Ghost of Christmas Future
Destruction of the EMU
Derivatives Meltdown
Depression
The Ghost of Christmas Present
Let us revisit the "theory" that printing enough money will solve the problem. This seems to be the preferred solution, and we need to see why it will fail.
The theoretical position is correct. Print enough money and you will boost the nominal price level enough, and the insolvency problem goes away.
Unfortunately, that's not how it works in practice.
Firstly, the Fed doesn't "print" money. What it does do is lower the price of money below the market rate which has an effect similar to but not the same as printing money. This is an exceedingly critical point, and I cannot emphasize it enough.
What that means is that it cannot control the channel in which this money will flow. It could flow into commodities, or it could flow into absurd Internet ventures, or it could flow into gold. They have no control over where it goes.
Everyone with me so far?
Now, where the money goes is a matter of psychology. No banker or trader in their right mind is going to throw money at a clearly collapsing asset (which is what housing currently is.) You'd have to be borderline retarded to do so,
The bankers are in it for the money. They don't give a crap about what economists or central banks desire.
In fact, you can see it in the headlines. Wells Fargo now wants 25% down in California. Whether the Fed likes it or not, this is tightened credit for housing (which means they are balking at loaning money for a collapsing asset.)
In fact it is precisely this reason that no bubble in history has ever failed to collapse, inflation or no inflation, central banks be damned!
Now in order to "cushion" housing prices, the money would have to flow into wages because the borrowers need to make their monthly payment. Anybody who believes that wages will increase in the presence of China and India online also believes in the Tooth Fairy.
Even assuming the Tooth Fairy actually shows up to town, the wages would have to go up right now not 12-18 months later because the borrowers need to make their monthly nut now not 12-18 months later.
Theoretical economists don't worry about time lags. etc. Wave the wand and double the money supply. Yeah, OK.
In what time frame, sir? And what will the borrowers be doing while you're waving the wand?
Finally, we come to the coup de grâce. This is where micro trumps macro every single time.
The needs of an individual are clear. First air (which is free), then food and fuel (heating, getting to job.) Only after that do they need shelter, and clothing. Everything else may safely be classified as discretionary. (Note if you can't get to your job, you won't be making any money.)
Now, each household has a finite pot of money each month (and this pot will not be increasing as explained above.) If food and fuel costs increase, then the amount of money they can spend on the rest must go down. Since food and fuel are absolute necessities, there is less money left over for shelter. I leave it as any easy exercise to the reader to figure out what happens to home prices in that situation.
So while theoretically inflation solves the problem, it has absolutely no chance of doing so in practice. In fact, it is going to make house prices collapse faster i.e. it will actually have the perverse effect of doing the exact opposite of what is intended.
Put that in your pipes and smoke it, economists!
The theoretical position is correct. Print enough money and you will boost the nominal price level enough, and the insolvency problem goes away.
Unfortunately, that's not how it works in practice.
Firstly, the Fed doesn't "print" money. What it does do is lower the price of money below the market rate which has an effect similar to but not the same as printing money. This is an exceedingly critical point, and I cannot emphasize it enough.
What that means is that it cannot control the channel in which this money will flow. It could flow into commodities, or it could flow into absurd Internet ventures, or it could flow into gold. They have no control over where it goes.
Everyone with me so far?
Now, where the money goes is a matter of psychology. No banker or trader in their right mind is going to throw money at a clearly collapsing asset (which is what housing currently is.) You'd have to be borderline retarded to do so,
The bankers are in it for the money. They don't give a crap about what economists or central banks desire.
In fact, you can see it in the headlines. Wells Fargo now wants 25% down in California. Whether the Fed likes it or not, this is tightened credit for housing (which means they are balking at loaning money for a collapsing asset.)
In fact it is precisely this reason that no bubble in history has ever failed to collapse, inflation or no inflation, central banks be damned!
Now in order to "cushion" housing prices, the money would have to flow into wages because the borrowers need to make their monthly payment. Anybody who believes that wages will increase in the presence of China and India online also believes in the Tooth Fairy.
Even assuming the Tooth Fairy actually shows up to town, the wages would have to go up right now not 12-18 months later because the borrowers need to make their monthly nut now not 12-18 months later.
Theoretical economists don't worry about time lags. etc. Wave the wand and double the money supply. Yeah, OK.
In what time frame, sir? And what will the borrowers be doing while you're waving the wand?
Finally, we come to the coup de grâce. This is where micro trumps macro every single time.
The needs of an individual are clear. First air (which is free), then food and fuel (heating, getting to job.) Only after that do they need shelter, and clothing. Everything else may safely be classified as discretionary. (Note if you can't get to your job, you won't be making any money.)
Now, each household has a finite pot of money each month (and this pot will not be increasing as explained above.) If food and fuel costs increase, then the amount of money they can spend on the rest must go down. Since food and fuel are absolute necessities, there is less money left over for shelter. I leave it as any easy exercise to the reader to figure out what happens to home prices in that situation.
So while theoretically inflation solves the problem, it has absolutely no chance of doing so in practice. In fact, it is going to make house prices collapse faster i.e. it will actually have the perverse effect of doing the exact opposite of what is intended.
Put that in your pipes and smoke it, economists!
The Ghost of Christmas Past
In Miami, Ron Shuffield, president of Esslinger-Wooten-Maxwell Realtors, predicted that a limited supply of land coupled with demand from baby boomers and foreigners would prolong the boom indefinitely.
"South Florida," he said, "is working off of a totally new economic model than any of us have ever experienced in the past."
"South Florida," he said, "is working off of a totally new economic model than any of us have ever experienced in the past."
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
The Boxer Rebellion
The Independent reports: Bank of China furious at Deutsche debt move.
Investors in bank debt are threatening to boycott lenders that follow Deutsche Bank in breaking an unwritten rule and failing to exercise a call option on subordinated debt.
In a co-ordinated action, angry bond investors are writing to bank treasurers and investor relations heads telling them that any failure to exercise a call option will be considered a breach of trust that could cause all the issuer's debt to be shunned.
Deutsche stunned the debt market last week by choosing not to redeem €1bn (£932m) of subordinated lower tier 2 bonds because to do so was cheaper than refinancing. But though the move saved Germany's biggest bank up to €150m, it caused fury among buyers of the debt who worked on the assumption that bonds would always be redeemed at their first call date.
Refusing to call the debt means that the hybrid notes effectively become longer term and more risky than the investor originally assumed. Deutsche's decision caused the entire subordinated debt class to be repriced last week.
Bank of China, a major buyer of bank debt, has gone further in its communication with issuers. The giant Chinese lender's Hong Kong operation has told banks that "any non-call by a given institution will result in that institution's debt (not just lower tier 2 but senior and tier 1 as well) being ineligible for future investment consideration".
Bank of China added that Deutsche Bank had also been removed from consideration as a counterparty for any credit derivative transaction in future.
Deutsche Bank will be hoping that other banks follow its lead, giving it safety in numbers. The wave of threats from investors is intended to stop others opting to join Deutsche, and is the most hard-line response yet to the breaking of the debt-market code.
Bring back the Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists!
Investors in bank debt are threatening to boycott lenders that follow Deutsche Bank in breaking an unwritten rule and failing to exercise a call option on subordinated debt.
In a co-ordinated action, angry bond investors are writing to bank treasurers and investor relations heads telling them that any failure to exercise a call option will be considered a breach of trust that could cause all the issuer's debt to be shunned.
Deutsche stunned the debt market last week by choosing not to redeem €1bn (£932m) of subordinated lower tier 2 bonds because to do so was cheaper than refinancing. But though the move saved Germany's biggest bank up to €150m, it caused fury among buyers of the debt who worked on the assumption that bonds would always be redeemed at their first call date.
Refusing to call the debt means that the hybrid notes effectively become longer term and more risky than the investor originally assumed. Deutsche's decision caused the entire subordinated debt class to be repriced last week.
Bank of China, a major buyer of bank debt, has gone further in its communication with issuers. The giant Chinese lender's Hong Kong operation has told banks that "any non-call by a given institution will result in that institution's debt (not just lower tier 2 but senior and tier 1 as well) being ineligible for future investment consideration".
Bank of China added that Deutsche Bank had also been removed from consideration as a counterparty for any credit derivative transaction in future.
Deutsche Bank will be hoping that other banks follow its lead, giving it safety in numbers. The wave of threats from investors is intended to stop others opting to join Deutsche, and is the most hard-line response yet to the breaking of the debt-market code.
Bring back the Society of Righteous and Harmonious Fists!
Cold Hands
The diseased New York Times reports: Head of Fund Invested in Madoff Said to Commit Suicide.
Rene-Thierry Magon de la Villehuchet, a founder of the hedge fund Access International Advisors, was found dead early Tuesday in his office in Manhattan, the French business daily La Tribune reported on its Web site, after losing as much as $1.4 billion that had been invested with Bernard L. Madoff, the money manager accused of running a $50 billion Ponzi scheme. Mr. de la Villehuchet, 65, committed suicide, La Tribune said, citing a someone close to Mr. de la Villehuchet.
Hot-diggity, this is getting better each day.
Rene-Thierry Magon de la Villehuchet, a founder of the hedge fund Access International Advisors, was found dead early Tuesday in his office in Manhattan, the French business daily La Tribune reported on its Web site, after losing as much as $1.4 billion that had been invested with Bernard L. Madoff, the money manager accused of running a $50 billion Ponzi scheme. Mr. de la Villehuchet, 65, committed suicide, La Tribune said, citing a someone close to Mr. de la Villehuchet.
Hot-diggity, this is getting better each day.
Don't Choke Laughin'
From Reuters: Madoff investor seeks relief from SEC: report.
An investor who lost nearly $2 million investing with Bernard Madoff has filed a claim against the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) alleging the agency was negligent in failing to detect an alleged decades-long fraud, the Wall Street Journal said.
Phyllis Molchatsky, a 61-year-old retiree from Valley Cottage, New York, is seeking $1.7 million in damages from the agency, the paper said.
The claim is believed to be the first attempt by an investor to recover lost money from regulators, according to the paper.
Can we say throwing good money after bad?
An investor who lost nearly $2 million investing with Bernard Madoff has filed a claim against the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) alleging the agency was negligent in failing to detect an alleged decades-long fraud, the Wall Street Journal said.
Phyllis Molchatsky, a 61-year-old retiree from Valley Cottage, New York, is seeking $1.7 million in damages from the agency, the paper said.
The claim is believed to be the first attempt by an investor to recover lost money from regulators, according to the paper.
Can we say throwing good money after bad?
That Decoupling Feeling...
From the Independent: Default by Kuwaiti investment house hits Gulf's reputation as financial hub.
The reputation of the Arabian Gulf as a financial hub was dealt a blow yesterday as Global Investment House (GIH), one of the region's biggest institutional investors, confirmed that it was unable to repay a $200m loan, and had appointed HSBC to renegotiate the deal, and its other debts, with international creditors.
Analysts had expected the Kuwaiti government to meet the obligation in order to save face in the international debt markets.
The credit ratings agency Standard & Poor's cut the group's rating to "speculative default" last week after previously judging the group's debt to be investment grade, or a solid investment choice.
Oil yah? We hardly knew ye.
The reputation of the Arabian Gulf as a financial hub was dealt a blow yesterday as Global Investment House (GIH), one of the region's biggest institutional investors, confirmed that it was unable to repay a $200m loan, and had appointed HSBC to renegotiate the deal, and its other debts, with international creditors.
Analysts had expected the Kuwaiti government to meet the obligation in order to save face in the international debt markets.
The credit ratings agency Standard & Poor's cut the group's rating to "speculative default" last week after previously judging the group's debt to be investment grade, or a solid investment choice.
Oil yah? We hardly knew ye.
Monday, December 22, 2008
It's a Light-Fingered Christmas
The venereal New York Times reports: As Economy Dips, Arrests for Shoplifting Soar.
Police departments across the country say that shoplifting arrests are 10 percent to 20 percent higher this year than last. The problem is probably even greater than arrest records indicate since shoplifters are often banned from stores rather than arrested.
“More people are desperate economically, retailers are operating with leaner staffs and police forces are cutting back or being told to deprioritize shoplifting calls,” said Paul Jones, the vice president of asset protection for the Retail Industry Leaders Association.
Compounding the problem, stores are more reluctant to stop suspicious customers because they fear scaring away much-needed business. And retailers are increasingly trying to save money by hiring seasonal workers who, security experts say, are themselves more likely to commit fraud or theft and are less practiced at catching shoplifters than full-time employees are.
Police departments across the country say that shoplifting arrests are 10 percent to 20 percent higher this year than last. The problem is probably even greater than arrest records indicate since shoplifters are often banned from stores rather than arrested.
“More people are desperate economically, retailers are operating with leaner staffs and police forces are cutting back or being told to deprioritize shoplifting calls,” said Paul Jones, the vice president of asset protection for the Retail Industry Leaders Association.
Compounding the problem, stores are more reluctant to stop suspicious customers because they fear scaring away much-needed business. And retailers are increasingly trying to save money by hiring seasonal workers who, security experts say, are themselves more likely to commit fraud or theft and are less practiced at catching shoplifters than full-time employees are.
Academia Schmackademia
US News reports: Tufts, Yeshiva, New York Law School, and Harvard Hurt by Madoff.
The Bernard Madoff story has clawed its way into college news, with Tufts, Yeshiva, and New York Law School funds tied to Ascot Partners, a Florida hedge fund with nearly all its $1.8 billion invested with Madoff.
Yeshiva is by far the worst off, reporting it likely lost $110 million of its endowment to the giant Ponzi scheme, which is about 8 percent of its assets.
Tufts has also reported it lost $20 million through Ascot Partners, and New York Law School reports similarly large losses. The loss is 2 percent of the university's endowment and officials say they are participating in the investigation and will attempt to recover the losses.
A number of Harvard Medical School researchers, meanwhile, have lost their grants, thanks to ties to Madoff's firm. All grants from the Florida-based Picower Foundation, which was funding millions in diabetes and medical research, were cut off after the foundation—which has a nearly $952 million portfolio—announced it would close its doors because of Madoff-related losses.
"Experience keeps a dear school but fools will learn in no other."
- Benjamin Franklin
The Bernard Madoff story has clawed its way into college news, with Tufts, Yeshiva, and New York Law School funds tied to Ascot Partners, a Florida hedge fund with nearly all its $1.8 billion invested with Madoff.
Yeshiva is by far the worst off, reporting it likely lost $110 million of its endowment to the giant Ponzi scheme, which is about 8 percent of its assets.
Tufts has also reported it lost $20 million through Ascot Partners, and New York Law School reports similarly large losses. The loss is 2 percent of the university's endowment and officials say they are participating in the investigation and will attempt to recover the losses.
A number of Harvard Medical School researchers, meanwhile, have lost their grants, thanks to ties to Madoff's firm. All grants from the Florida-based Picower Foundation, which was funding millions in diabetes and medical research, were cut off after the foundation—which has a nearly $952 million portfolio—announced it would close its doors because of Madoff-related losses.
"Experience keeps a dear school but fools will learn in no other."
- Benjamin Franklin
The Big One Hits SF
From SFGate: S.F. office space rent drops 22%.
San Francisco office rents dropped 22 percent during the fourth quarter from the previous year, the largest decline in seven years, as the shrinking financial services industry flooded downtown with empty space.
The average price for Class A space in the Financial District sank to $41.34 per square foot in the fourth quarter, down from $53.14 a year ago, according to a preliminary report by brokerage firm Colliers International. It was the biggest drop since the fourth quarter of 2001, when rents declined 49 percent following the dot-com implosion and Sept. 11 attacks.
But SF is special. Prices go up forever. They are not making any more land. Buy now before you are priced out forever.
San Francisco office rents dropped 22 percent during the fourth quarter from the previous year, the largest decline in seven years, as the shrinking financial services industry flooded downtown with empty space.
The average price for Class A space in the Financial District sank to $41.34 per square foot in the fourth quarter, down from $53.14 a year ago, according to a preliminary report by brokerage firm Colliers International. It was the biggest drop since the fourth quarter of 2001, when rents declined 49 percent following the dot-com implosion and Sept. 11 attacks.
But SF is special. Prices go up forever. They are not making any more land. Buy now before you are priced out forever.
Death, Where is Thy Sting?
The Times, UK reports: HSBC banker found hanged in five-star hotel suite.
An HSBC banker has been found hanged at a five-star hotel, after apparently committing suicide.
Christen Schnor, 49, was found by a hotel worker hanging by a belt in the closet of his £500-a-night suite at the Jumeirah Carlton Tower hotel in Knightsbridge, West London. A note was found by his naked body.
An HSBC banker has been found hanged at a five-star hotel, after apparently committing suicide.
Christen Schnor, 49, was found by a hotel worker hanging by a belt in the closet of his £500-a-night suite at the Jumeirah Carlton Tower hotel in Knightsbridge, West London. A note was found by his naked body.
Friday, December 19, 2008
Les pommes frites
Yahoo! reports: Belgian government collapses over Fortis affair.
Belgium's government collapsed on Friday after a top court found signs that it had sought to sway a legal ruling on the future of stricken bank Fortis.
Leterme has been under pressure to quit over accusations that his office had sought to influence an appeal court ruling that last week froze the break-up of financial group Fortis.
Leterme has denied influencing the appeal court, although he acknowledged that one of his officials contacted the husband of one of the judges several times.
Fortis was carved up by the Dutch, Belgian and Luxembourg governments with France's BNP Paribas buying the Belgian operations after an 11.2 billion euro ($16.1 billion) cash injection failed to calm investor concerns over its health.
The row reignited speculation the 178-year-old country could break up.
Belgium's government collapsed on Friday after a top court found signs that it had sought to sway a legal ruling on the future of stricken bank Fortis.
Leterme has been under pressure to quit over accusations that his office had sought to influence an appeal court ruling that last week froze the break-up of financial group Fortis.
Leterme has denied influencing the appeal court, although he acknowledged that one of his officials contacted the husband of one of the judges several times.
Fortis was carved up by the Dutch, Belgian and Luxembourg governments with France's BNP Paribas buying the Belgian operations after an 11.2 billion euro ($16.1 billion) cash injection failed to calm investor concerns over its health.
The row reignited speculation the 178-year-old country could break up.
Thursday, December 18, 2008
QC Standards
What "quality" due-diligence looks like.
(Courtesy: Fairfield Greenwich Group.)
ROTFLMAO.
(Courtesy: Fairfield Greenwich Group.)ROTFLMAO.
Emerald City Enema
AM New York reports: Manhattan home sales plunge.
With Manhattan real estate prices now estimated to be down by as much as 20 percent since the summer, New Yorkers may sense an opportunity to buy in.
In fact, the current edition of the Federal Reserve Board’s Beige Book – an economic snapshot of various regions released eight times a year – paints a picture of a plummeting market.
“Transaction activity has dropped off noticeably, and there has been a large increase in the number of listings,” says the report, released earlier this month.
The beige book findings are based on an analysis by real estate appraisal firm Miller Samuel.
“It’s basically our observation that something that contracts today is selling for 20 percent less than something that was contracted for this summer,” said Jonathan Miller, the company’s president.
He attributed the drop to a lack of available credit and the implosion on Wall Street, which has left many without year-end bonuses.
Lockhart Steele, the founder of the real estate Web site curbed.com, said 20 percent might even be too low.
“Behind the scenes, brokers are whispering even scarier numbers, like 30 or 40 percent,” he said.
Hasta luego, suckahs!
With Manhattan real estate prices now estimated to be down by as much as 20 percent since the summer, New Yorkers may sense an opportunity to buy in.
In fact, the current edition of the Federal Reserve Board’s Beige Book – an economic snapshot of various regions released eight times a year – paints a picture of a plummeting market.
“Transaction activity has dropped off noticeably, and there has been a large increase in the number of listings,” says the report, released earlier this month.
The beige book findings are based on an analysis by real estate appraisal firm Miller Samuel.
“It’s basically our observation that something that contracts today is selling for 20 percent less than something that was contracted for this summer,” said Jonathan Miller, the company’s president.
He attributed the drop to a lack of available credit and the implosion on Wall Street, which has left many without year-end bonuses.
Lockhart Steele, the founder of the real estate Web site curbed.com, said 20 percent might even be too low.
“Behind the scenes, brokers are whispering even scarier numbers, like 30 or 40 percent,” he said.
Hasta luego, suckahs!
The Spirit of the Season
CNN reports: Sign of the times: Stolen Christmas trees.
With the economy tanking, it may not be a surprise that nuisance crimes like petty theft and vandalism are on the rise. But even police departments are scratching their heads over the latest hot loot: Christmas trees.
In recent weeks, police across the country have seen an uptick in the theft of trees from commercial lots.
In Baytown, Tex., cops caught a man earlier this month trying to take several holiday trees off a lot. In Portland, Ore., police nabbed a man last week dragging a stolen tree down the street around 3 a.m. Officials in Hillsborough County, Fla., are investigating a Christmas tree crime spree, with more than 20 stolen from one lot owner alone. In that instance, 14 Fraser firs were swiped in the middle of the night on December 2; another eight were stolen about a week later. Dan Parker, who has owned the site for more than 50 years, says no trees were stolen from his site last year. In fact, the last time Parker had pilferers was when 40 were stolen in 1978 -- during a similar economic downturn.
"People shouldn't be stealing Christmas trees, because Christmas has a real good meaning," he says.
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH!!!
With the economy tanking, it may not be a surprise that nuisance crimes like petty theft and vandalism are on the rise. But even police departments are scratching their heads over the latest hot loot: Christmas trees.
In recent weeks, police across the country have seen an uptick in the theft of trees from commercial lots.
In Baytown, Tex., cops caught a man earlier this month trying to take several holiday trees off a lot. In Portland, Ore., police nabbed a man last week dragging a stolen tree down the street around 3 a.m. Officials in Hillsborough County, Fla., are investigating a Christmas tree crime spree, with more than 20 stolen from one lot owner alone. In that instance, 14 Fraser firs were swiped in the middle of the night on December 2; another eight were stolen about a week later. Dan Parker, who has owned the site for more than 50 years, says no trees were stolen from his site last year. In fact, the last time Parker had pilferers was when 40 were stolen in 1978 -- during a similar economic downturn.
"People shouldn't be stealing Christmas trees, because Christmas has a real good meaning," he says.
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH!!!
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
For Chrysler's Sake!
CBS reports: Chrysler to shut assembly lines for at least a month.
Chrysler LLC, awaiting word on a federal bailout, said Wednesday it will idle all of its 30 plants for at least a month in an effort to bring output closer in line with plunging demand for new cars and trucks.
The privately held carmaker said it will shut its assembly lines at the end of Friday's shift and keep them closed through at least Jan. 19, extending a holiday shutdown that was already put in place.
Separately, Ford Motor Co. announced that it will shut down most of its North American assembly plants for an extra week in January, according to the Associated Press.
Automakers typically close their factories for a couple of weeks over the two weeks during holidays and often, as in Ford's case, target specific plants for even longer idle periods to keep a lid on inventory during times of slack demand. Yet Chrysler's move to idle its entire operation for at least a month reflects just how dire the situation is in Detroit.
Happy holidays!
Chrysler LLC, awaiting word on a federal bailout, said Wednesday it will idle all of its 30 plants for at least a month in an effort to bring output closer in line with plunging demand for new cars and trucks.
The privately held carmaker said it will shut its assembly lines at the end of Friday's shift and keep them closed through at least Jan. 19, extending a holiday shutdown that was already put in place.
Separately, Ford Motor Co. announced that it will shut down most of its North American assembly plants for an extra week in January, according to the Associated Press.
Automakers typically close their factories for a couple of weeks over the two weeks during holidays and often, as in Ford's case, target specific plants for even longer idle periods to keep a lid on inventory during times of slack demand. Yet Chrysler's move to idle its entire operation for at least a month reflects just how dire the situation is in Detroit.
Happy holidays!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Credit Crunch Hits Heaven!
From the Times of India: Now, meltdown hits pilgrimages.
Even the gods have been impacted by the global financial crisis and its effect on the Indian economy.
Government and private buses from Bangalore to the Tirupati shrine in Andhra Pradesh and the Ayyappa temple in Sabarimala in Kerala do not have many takers these days, forcing operators to reduce the number of trips.
Right now, it is the main pilgrim season in Sabarimala (November to January), about 750 km from Bangalore. But both government and private operators say business is dull on this sector too.
Maybe Indra can call Congress for a Heavenly Bailout?
Should he go to DC on Airavata, or in an American car?
Even the gods have been impacted by the global financial crisis and its effect on the Indian economy.
Government and private buses from Bangalore to the Tirupati shrine in Andhra Pradesh and the Ayyappa temple in Sabarimala in Kerala do not have many takers these days, forcing operators to reduce the number of trips.
Right now, it is the main pilgrim season in Sabarimala (November to January), about 750 km from Bangalore. But both government and private operators say business is dull on this sector too.
Maybe Indra can call Congress for a Heavenly Bailout?
Should he go to DC on Airavata, or in an American car?
Monday, December 15, 2008
Breaking News
From Unconfirmed Sources: Bernard Madoff appointed Commissioner of Social Security Administration.
Bernard Madoff, a certified-expert in ponzi schemes, has been appointed as Commissioner of the Social Security Administration. The bipartisan consensus on the Hill is that Mr. Madoff would make a great Commissioner.
"My strategy was working so long as the Federal Reserve and the government were able to keep the inflationary bubble going, and I was able to get more and more dollars of a lesser value deposited into my accounts. The only thing I was really lacking was a printing press in my office," said Commissioner Madoff.
"We all know the way the government and the Federal Reserve work, and the entire Social Securityscam system," said Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi. "So long as Mr. Madoff has the full support of the government's printing press, he will be able to manage Social Security accounts with expertise."
Next! Madoff explains "fractional-reserve banking".
Bernard Madoff, a certified-expert in ponzi schemes, has been appointed as Commissioner of the Social Security Administration. The bipartisan consensus on the Hill is that Mr. Madoff would make a great Commissioner.
"My strategy was working so long as the Federal Reserve and the government were able to keep the inflationary bubble going, and I was able to get more and more dollars of a lesser value deposited into my accounts. The only thing I was really lacking was a printing press in my office," said Commissioner Madoff.
"We all know the way the government and the Federal Reserve work, and the entire Social Security
Next! Madoff explains "fractional-reserve banking".
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Sweet Sufferin' Suicide
From the Milwaukee Journal: Man who killed self in standoff faced foreclosure, court records show.
A Jackson man who killed himself after a five-hour standoff with police at his wife's Fredonia home was "a very angry man" who was going through a divorce and, along with his wife, had just been foreclosed on the day before, court records show.
Max Bishop, 33, who ran a car-customizing shop, shot himself in the head with a sawed-off shotgun shortly before 9 p.m.
Happiness is a warm gun.
A Jackson man who killed himself after a five-hour standoff with police at his wife's Fredonia home was "a very angry man" who was going through a divorce and, along with his wife, had just been foreclosed on the day before, court records show.
Max Bishop, 33, who ran a car-customizing shop, shot himself in the head with a sawed-off shotgun shortly before 9 p.m.
Happiness is a warm gun.
Friday, December 12, 2008
Ecuatorial Bellyslash
From Bloomberg: Correa Defaults on Ecuador Bonds, Seeks Restructuring.
Ecuadorean President Rafael Correa halted payment on foreign bonds he calls “illegal” and “illegitimate,” putting the South American country in default for a second time in a decade.
The government won’t make a $30.6 million interest payment by Dec. 15, when a monthlong grace period expires, Correa told reporters in his office in Guayaquil. The $510 million bonds due in 2012 plunged to 23 cents on the dollar from 31 yesterday and 97.5 cents three months ago.
“I have given the order that interest payments not be made,” Correa said. “The country is in default.”
As if anyone didn't expect that!
The only interesting question is how many Italian pensioners got screwed. Every time the Lat-Am bonds default, the Italian pensioners take it doggy-style.
Whenever there's a Lat-Am default, the Italian banks are there behind it. And they've sold the crap to the unsuspecting pensioners.
Every fuckin' decade. Like a perfectly crafted Swiss time piece.
You think they might have figured it out by now?
Ecuadorean President Rafael Correa halted payment on foreign bonds he calls “illegal” and “illegitimate,” putting the South American country in default for a second time in a decade.
The government won’t make a $30.6 million interest payment by Dec. 15, when a monthlong grace period expires, Correa told reporters in his office in Guayaquil. The $510 million bonds due in 2012 plunged to 23 cents on the dollar from 31 yesterday and 97.5 cents three months ago.
“I have given the order that interest payments not be made,” Correa said. “The country is in default.”
As if anyone didn't expect that!
The only interesting question is how many Italian pensioners got screwed. Every time the Lat-Am bonds default, the Italian pensioners take it doggy-style.
Whenever there's a Lat-Am default, the Italian banks are there behind it. And they've sold the crap to the unsuspecting pensioners.
Every fuckin' decade. Like a perfectly crafted Swiss time piece.
You think they might have figured it out by now?
What if you threw a party, and nobody showed up?
From the Financial Times: The US is on sale - but no one’s really buying.
No, we’re not talking about Treasuries, since that would be patently untrue. No, this is about the fabled US consumer - (s)he who contributes more than 70 per cent to the country’s GDP, and roughly 20 per cent to global GDP, according to Merrill Lynch data.
And the US consumer has gone on a buying strike, little moved by a national proliferation of deep discounting, buy-one-get-one free offers and “the holidays”.
Data released by the Commerce Department on Friday showed sales at US retailers fell for a fifth straight month in November, the longest decline in at least 16 year.
Why buy today when it will be cheaper tomorrow?†
†Oh, and that's called deflation, in case you missed it the first seventeen times.
No, we’re not talking about Treasuries, since that would be patently untrue. No, this is about the fabled US consumer - (s)he who contributes more than 70 per cent to the country’s GDP, and roughly 20 per cent to global GDP, according to Merrill Lynch data.
And the US consumer has gone on a buying strike, little moved by a national proliferation of deep discounting, buy-one-get-one free offers and “the holidays”.
Data released by the Commerce Department on Friday showed sales at US retailers fell for a fifth straight month in November, the longest decline in at least 16 year.
Why buy today when it will be cheaper tomorrow?†
†Oh, and that's called deflation, in case you missed it the first seventeen times.
Thursday, December 11, 2008
The Crystal Clear Crystal Ball
From Creditflux.com: CDS may be triggered by autos czar, says Bank of America.
A US autos czar may trigger credit default swap contracts, says Bank of America. Analysts posit that the result may depend on the exact wording of a potential bailout package and the process is likely to be determined through Isda. Based on the wording of the recent draft bill, there are two potential triggers for autos CDS: bankruptcy and modified restructuring credit events.
From Creditflux.com: Autos bailout bill unlikely to trigger CDS contracts, says Bank of America.
Bank of America analysts suggested yesterday that the new draft of the autos bailout bill is unlikely to trigger credit default swap contracts, and of orphaning LCDS contracts.
It's good to have complete clarity in these situations.
A US autos czar may trigger credit default swap contracts, says Bank of America. Analysts posit that the result may depend on the exact wording of a potential bailout package and the process is likely to be determined through Isda. Based on the wording of the recent draft bill, there are two potential triggers for autos CDS: bankruptcy and modified restructuring credit events.
From Creditflux.com: Autos bailout bill unlikely to trigger CDS contracts, says Bank of America.
Bank of America analysts suggested yesterday that the new draft of the autos bailout bill is unlikely to trigger credit default swap contracts, and of orphaning LCDS contracts.
It's good to have complete clarity in these situations.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
$hitti cancels the choo-choo train
From Bloomberg: Citi Derails Holiday Toy-Train Show in Credit Crunch.
Dec. 9 (Bloomberg) -- Citigroup Inc., the bank that's eliminating 52,000 jobs after getting a $45 billion government bailout, canceled its sponsorship of a New York holiday toy-train exhibit visited by more than 125,000 people a year.
Dunham Studios, the Pottersville, New York-based operator of the 750-square-foot model railroad, was notified of Citigroup's decision last month, co-owner Clarke Dunham said in an interview. That means the free show that first went on display in 1987 at the Citigroup Center lobby may reach the end of the line on Jan. 2 unless another sponsor steps up or the bank reconsiders, he said. It also means Citigroup will save about $240,000.
"The difficult decision to discontinue this sponsorship was part of Citi's ongoing expense-reduction efforts," Citigroup said in an e-mailed statement. Chief Executive Officer Vikram Pandit, 51, announced on Nov. 21 that he wants to cut costs by about $2 billion per quarter starting next year.
Dec. 9 (Bloomberg) -- Citigroup Inc., the bank that's eliminating 52,000 jobs after getting a $45 billion government bailout, canceled its sponsorship of a New York holiday toy-train exhibit visited by more than 125,000 people a year.
Dunham Studios, the Pottersville, New York-based operator of the 750-square-foot model railroad, was notified of Citigroup's decision last month, co-owner Clarke Dunham said in an interview. That means the free show that first went on display in 1987 at the Citigroup Center lobby may reach the end of the line on Jan. 2 unless another sponsor steps up or the bank reconsiders, he said. It also means Citigroup will save about $240,000.
"The difficult decision to discontinue this sponsorship was part of Citi's ongoing expense-reduction efforts," Citigroup said in an e-mailed statement. Chief Executive Officer Vikram Pandit, 51, announced on Nov. 21 that he wants to cut costs by about $2 billion per quarter starting next year.
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
"C'est tout dire!"
Lehman Brothers has asked a judge to approve the sale of a French investment-banking unit to Banque Nomura France for €1, Bloomberg reported on Tuesday.
Banque Nomura was the only bidder. Lehman was “unable to find an alternate solution or buyer,” according to the filing.
Banque Nomura was the only bidder. Lehman was “unable to find an alternate solution or buyer,” according to the filing.
The Crackheads at Chrysler
From their front page:
If I were begging for a bailout, I'd have the common sense to not put something so sensationally stupid on the front page.
If I were begging for a bailout, I'd have the common sense to not put something so sensationally stupid on the front page.
How to Stimulate the Economy
From Yahoo! UK: 'Oh Oh! I Have An £84m Overdraft'.
Kaylie Coomber, from Highnam, near Gloucester, could not believe her eyes when she received a letter from Alliance and Leicester informing her of the considerable change in her financial circumstances.
Miss Coomber works at the National Star college for severely disabled teenagers and young people near Cheltenham.
The 20-year-old said she had previously phoned the bank asking them to extend her overdraft to £250 in the run up to Christmas.
She said: "I rang them up three days ago to ask if they could extend my overdraft by £50.
"I needed the overdraft because of the time - it's just before Christmas and I have to pay my car tax and MOT.
''But I was totally staggered when they then sent me a letter saying 'We are pleased to confirm that we have arranged an overdraft limit of £84,480,090.00 on your account.
"I knew they had obviously made a mistake - but I ran to the cashpoint as I want to see if I was one of the richest people in the country, sadly I wasn't."
Miss Coomber said that while she could not stop laughing when she got the letter, the bank did not find it quite so amusing.
"When I phoned the bank to tell them about it they didn't apologise or find it funny," she explained. "I am a bit disappointed I am not going to get my £84m overdraft."
A spokesman for Alliance and Leicester apologised for "any inconvenience or upset" caused to Miss Coomber and confirmed it was an "unfortunate" one-off incident.
Kaylie Coomber, from Highnam, near Gloucester, could not believe her eyes when she received a letter from Alliance and Leicester informing her of the considerable change in her financial circumstances.
Miss Coomber works at the National Star college for severely disabled teenagers and young people near Cheltenham.
The 20-year-old said she had previously phoned the bank asking them to extend her overdraft to £250 in the run up to Christmas.
She said: "I rang them up three days ago to ask if they could extend my overdraft by £50.
"I needed the overdraft because of the time - it's just before Christmas and I have to pay my car tax and MOT.
''But I was totally staggered when they then sent me a letter saying 'We are pleased to confirm that we have arranged an overdraft limit of £84,480,090.00 on your account.
"I knew they had obviously made a mistake - but I ran to the cashpoint as I want to see if I was one of the richest people in the country, sadly I wasn't."
Miss Coomber said that while she could not stop laughing when she got the letter, the bank did not find it quite so amusing.
"When I phoned the bank to tell them about it they didn't apologise or find it funny," she explained. "I am a bit disappointed I am not going to get my £84m overdraft."
A spokesman for Alliance and Leicester apologised for "any inconvenience or upset" caused to Miss Coomber and confirmed it was an "unfortunate" one-off incident.
The Pinnacle of Pointlessness
From Wealth magazine (yeah, you heard that right!): The strong will survive the hedge fund crisis.
With the credit crisis ravaging the investment banking industry there have been grim predictions for the future of the hedge fund business.
There is no doubt some changes will have to be made for the hedge fund model to adapt to the new world order. But, at a time when the investment banking industry has all but disappeared, the situation in the hedge fund world is not as disastrous as it could have been.
So the strong will survive, and the weak will fail?
Isn't this fuckin' obvious? Do we need a Ph.D. in journalism to figure this out?
Sorry, but what exactly is the point of this article?
With the credit crisis ravaging the investment banking industry there have been grim predictions for the future of the hedge fund business.
There is no doubt some changes will have to be made for the hedge fund model to adapt to the new world order. But, at a time when the investment banking industry has all but disappeared, the situation in the hedge fund world is not as disastrous as it could have been.
So the strong will survive, and the weak will fail?
Isn't this fuckin' obvious? Do we need a Ph.D. in journalism to figure this out?
Sorry, but what exactly is the point of this article?
Monday, December 08, 2008
More Backpedaling
From the venereal and diseased New York Times: Obama Warns of Further Economic Pain.
Saying that the United States economy was likely to worsen before it improves, President-elect Barack Obama on Sunday pledged to pursue a recovery plan “equal to the task ahead,” including the creation of a vast public-works program not just built around bridge and highway projects, but on creating “green jobs” and disseminating new technologies.
Even if the current economic crisis looks nothing like the Great Depression, Mr. Obama said, “This is a big problem, and it’s going to get worse.”
I thought once the Messiah™ was elected, it was going to be all roses and rainbows and dancing white ponies.
What happened?
Saying that the United States economy was likely to worsen before it improves, President-elect Barack Obama on Sunday pledged to pursue a recovery plan “equal to the task ahead,” including the creation of a vast public-works program not just built around bridge and highway projects, but on creating “green jobs” and disseminating new technologies.
Even if the current economic crisis looks nothing like the Great Depression, Mr. Obama said, “This is a big problem, and it’s going to get worse.”
I thought once the Messiah™ was elected, it was going to be all roses and rainbows and dancing white ponies.
What happened?
Chicago Choo- Choo
Bloomberg reports: Tribune’s Cubs Bids Said to Be Less Than $1 Billion.
The bids Tribune Co. received for the Chicago Cubs baseball team ranged from $850 million to $950 million and should decline now that the parent company is in bankruptcy, a person with knowledge of the process said.
The bids Tribune Co. received for the Chicago Cubs baseball team ranged from $850 million to $950 million and should decline now that the parent company is in bankruptcy, a person with knowledge of the process said.
The New Grapes of Wrath
The LA Times reports: A guide for the newly poor.
If you're eating three meals today and have a roof over your head, you've probably never heard of the 211 service.
It's like 411 or 911, except you use it when you're in such financial distress that you don't have enough money for food or perhaps even for a place to live.
In this economic climate, those conditions can arise alarmingly quickly.
"We have households that six months ago made $70,000, $80,000," said Michael Flood, chief executive of the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank, "and then the bottom falls out."
Denial is common. Michelle Vu took a call from a woman in Hollywood who had lost her job, leading to the eventual loss of her home. For the last four nights the woman had slept in her car.
"I told her about shelters where I could possibly find a place for her," Vu said. "She said she didn't want that because shelters are for people who are homeless."
It's not exactly fuckin' Ma Joad and the Grapes of Wrath, is it now? You can call 211.
Wonder whether Ma Joad (that tarty bitch!) would've called 211.
And Rose, Rose of Sharon, after having lost Rosemary's Baby, wonder if she would've breastfed the hungry man, or said, "Hey dude, you'd better call 211."
Yo, don't go. Don't be a bo. Call 211.
If you're eating three meals today and have a roof over your head, you've probably never heard of the 211 service.
It's like 411 or 911, except you use it when you're in such financial distress that you don't have enough money for food or perhaps even for a place to live.
In this economic climate, those conditions can arise alarmingly quickly.
"We have households that six months ago made $70,000, $80,000," said Michael Flood, chief executive of the Los Angeles Regional Food Bank, "and then the bottom falls out."
Denial is common. Michelle Vu took a call from a woman in Hollywood who had lost her job, leading to the eventual loss of her home. For the last four nights the woman had slept in her car.
"I told her about shelters where I could possibly find a place for her," Vu said. "She said she didn't want that because shelters are for people who are homeless."
It's not exactly fuckin' Ma Joad and the Grapes of Wrath, is it now? You can call 211.
Wonder whether Ma Joad (that tarty bitch!) would've called 211.
And Rose, Rose of Sharon, after having lost Rosemary's Baby, wonder if she would've breastfed the hungry man, or said, "Hey dude, you'd better call 211."
Yo, don't go. Don't be a bo. Call 211.
Sunday, December 07, 2008
Harry Potter News
New book: Harry Potter and the Cash-Strapped Oil Prince starring Prince Alla-walla-willa-wonka-we-need-money-for-weed.
Buy now before you are priced out forever!
Buy now before you are priced out forever!
Saturday, December 06, 2008
The Competition
Ding! Ding! Ding!
“In this corner, weighing in at one-hundred seventy-three pounds, a pointy-headed know-it-all Economic Poindexter and "expert" on the GRRRRRRRRRREEAAAAT DEPRESSSSSION, BEN BER-NANNNNNN-KEEEEE”
“And in this corner, his opponent, weighing in at two tons, having been in training for twenty-five years and with a team of decades of irresponsible monetary policy, the elephant in the room, GREAT DEPRESSION REEEEE-DUUUUUX”
LLLLettts Get Ready to RUMMMMMBBBLLLLE!
“In this corner, weighing in at one-hundred seventy-three pounds, a pointy-headed know-it-all Economic Poindexter and "expert" on the GRRRRRRRRRREEAAAAT DEPRESSSSSION, BEN BER-NANNNNNN-KEEEEE”
“And in this corner, his opponent, weighing in at two tons, having been in training for twenty-five years and with a team of decades of irresponsible monetary policy, the elephant in the room, GREAT DEPRESSION REEEEE-DUUUUUX”
LLLLettts Get Ready to RUMMMMMBBBLLLLE!
Friday, December 05, 2008
Swiss Cheese
Reuters reports: Bank Julius Baer CEO dies unexpectedly.
Alex Widmer, the chief executive of Bank Julius Baer (BAER.VX: Quote, Profile, Research) and a well respected figure in Swiss private banking, has died unexpectedly at the age of 52, the bank said.
A source told Reuters he had been informed by close friends of Widmer's family that the banker had committed suicide.
Alex Widmer, the chief executive of Bank Julius Baer (BAER.VX: Quote, Profile, Research) and a well respected figure in Swiss private banking, has died unexpectedly at the age of 52, the bank said.
A source told Reuters he had been informed by close friends of Widmer's family that the banker had committed suicide.
The Goobernator Strikes Back
Bloomberg reports: California May Pay With IOUs for Second Time Since Depression.
California, the world’s eighth largest economy, may pay vendors with IOUs for only the second time since the Great Depression, State Finance Director Mike Genest said.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger warned that he may issue the warrants, which are a promise to pay with interest, to suppliers and contractors as the seizure in credit markets may make it too costly to borrow.
The warrants would be given to landscapers, carpet cleaners, construction firms, food services companies and other state vendors. They would pay an interest rate of as much as 5 percent, based on state law.
This is technically a form of default.
If the true cost of borrowing in the free market is 10% and you're paying them with 5% warrants, you're basically playing a rigged game.
If the contractors try to sell the warrants on the free market, and sure enough, a market will open up for these securities, they will be discounted by precisely the amount needed so that the warrants yield the free market rate. Basically, the contractors will be stiffed by roughly 5% (given above assumptions.)
Of course, the said people might not be too happy about that, and might just stiff you in other (unseen) ways.
Let us know whether that works out for you!
California, the world’s eighth largest economy, may pay vendors with IOUs for only the second time since the Great Depression, State Finance Director Mike Genest said.
Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger warned that he may issue the warrants, which are a promise to pay with interest, to suppliers and contractors as the seizure in credit markets may make it too costly to borrow.
The warrants would be given to landscapers, carpet cleaners, construction firms, food services companies and other state vendors. They would pay an interest rate of as much as 5 percent, based on state law.
This is technically a form of default.
If the true cost of borrowing in the free market is 10% and you're paying them with 5% warrants, you're basically playing a rigged game.
If the contractors try to sell the warrants on the free market, and sure enough, a market will open up for these securities, they will be discounted by precisely the amount needed so that the warrants yield the free market rate. Basically, the contractors will be stiffed by roughly 5% (given above assumptions.)
Of course, the said people might not be too happy about that, and might just stiff you in other (unseen) ways.
Let us know whether that works out for you!
Thursday, December 04, 2008
Noo Yawk, Schmoo Yawk
From the St. Petersburg Times: Fla. called No. 1 in mortgage fraud.
A national report released Tuesday said Florida leads the nation in mortgage fraud.
New York and California, eat your hearts out!
A national report released Tuesday said Florida leads the nation in mortgage fraud.
New York and California, eat your hearts out!
Do I Smell Capitulation?
From Yahoo!: Bernanke: more action needed to cut foreclosures
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke called on the government Thursday to ramp up efforts to stem soaring home foreclosures, which are feeding into the country's deep economic troubles.
Fielding questions after his speech, Bernanke didn't foresee government intervention specifically aimed at boosting sagging home prices.
"I don't think we would be either willing or able to target house prices. I think that would probably be an impossible thing to do given the size of the national housing market," Bernanke said.
Bazooka Ben gave up already? Pak-pak-pak-pak-pakkak!
Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke called on the government Thursday to ramp up efforts to stem soaring home foreclosures, which are feeding into the country's deep economic troubles.
Fielding questions after his speech, Bernanke didn't foresee government intervention specifically aimed at boosting sagging home prices.
"I don't think we would be either willing or able to target house prices. I think that would probably be an impossible thing to do given the size of the national housing market," Bernanke said.
Bazooka Ben gave up already? Pak-pak-pak-pak-pakkak!
No Poon in Poona?
From the venereal New York Times: Recession Trickles to India.
After years of being blamed for job losses in America and elsewhere, India’s high-tech companies and outsourcing firms are going through a downturn of their own. The global slowdown is forcing them to reduce hiring, freeze salaries, postpone new investments and lay off thousands of software programmers and call center operators.
While some industry insiders insist the global crisis will actually benefit companies here, as Western businesses seek to cut costs by moving jobs overseas, right now the sector is suddenly gripped by an unfamiliar sense of uncertainty.
In a country where most marriages are arranged by parents, the downturn has even taken a toll on the matrimonial prospects of those in technology outsourcing. “Because there is no job guarantees for I.T. people, for the last six months brides’ families have not been accepting grooms from this background,” said Jagadeesh Angadi, a matchmaker in Bangalore.
Can the US Treasury provide a "wedding" bailout?
After years of being blamed for job losses in America and elsewhere, India’s high-tech companies and outsourcing firms are going through a downturn of their own. The global slowdown is forcing them to reduce hiring, freeze salaries, postpone new investments and lay off thousands of software programmers and call center operators.
While some industry insiders insist the global crisis will actually benefit companies here, as Western businesses seek to cut costs by moving jobs overseas, right now the sector is suddenly gripped by an unfamiliar sense of uncertainty.
In a country where most marriages are arranged by parents, the downturn has even taken a toll on the matrimonial prospects of those in technology outsourcing. “Because there is no job guarantees for I.T. people, for the last six months brides’ families have not been accepting grooms from this background,” said Jagadeesh Angadi, a matchmaker in Bangalore.
Can the US Treasury provide a "wedding" bailout?
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Take me down to Emerald City ...
... where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Oh, won't you pleaaaaaase take me home?
From the NY Daily News: Late bills soaring in city: Debts rise on credit cards, auto loans.
Credit card and auto loan delinquencies are surging in the city.
In fact, by the end of next year, the number of New Yorkers expected to be at least 90 days behind on their credit card bills is projected to jump 45%, execs from credit bureau TransUnion told the Daily News.
That would mark the highest percentage of significantly past due credit card bills in at least five years.
In addition, the number of New Yorkers more than 60 days late on their car bills is expected to soar 22% increase.
The picture will be even grimmer for mortgages.
While approximately 1% of New Yorkers will be late paying their credit cards and auto loans, more than 6% of New Yorkers will be at least 60 days late on their home loan payments by the end of next year - a jump of two-thirds, according to TransUnion in an announcement set for today.
That would mark the highest level of city mortgage delinquencies in 16 years.
New York, Number One, we always Number One!
Oh, won't you pleaaaaaase take me home?
From the NY Daily News: Late bills soaring in city: Debts rise on credit cards, auto loans.
Credit card and auto loan delinquencies are surging in the city.
In fact, by the end of next year, the number of New Yorkers expected to be at least 90 days behind on their credit card bills is projected to jump 45%, execs from credit bureau TransUnion told the Daily News.
That would mark the highest percentage of significantly past due credit card bills in at least five years.
In addition, the number of New Yorkers more than 60 days late on their car bills is expected to soar 22% increase.
The picture will be even grimmer for mortgages.
While approximately 1% of New Yorkers will be late paying their credit cards and auto loans, more than 6% of New Yorkers will be at least 60 days late on their home loan payments by the end of next year - a jump of two-thirds, according to TransUnion in an announcement set for today.
That would mark the highest level of city mortgage delinquencies in 16 years.
New York, Number One, we always Number One!
Tuesday, December 02, 2008
Good Morning, Sunshine
The BBC reports: California 'faces budget crisis'.
The governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has declared a fiscal emergency, amid fears the state could run out of cash by early next year.
He has ordered lawmakers to hold a special session to tackle the $11.2bn (£7.5bn) deficit in California, one of the world's biggest economies.
Governor Schwarzenegger on Monday invoked powers allowing him to declare a fiscal emergency as the new state legislature was sworn in.
"Without immediate action, our state is headed for a fiscal disaster," Mr Schwarzenegger said, saying that the current $11.2bn shortfall could swell to "a staggering $28bn" over the next 18 months.
The governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, has declared a fiscal emergency, amid fears the state could run out of cash by early next year.
He has ordered lawmakers to hold a special session to tackle the $11.2bn (£7.5bn) deficit in California, one of the world's biggest economies.
Governor Schwarzenegger on Monday invoked powers allowing him to declare a fiscal emergency as the new state legislature was sworn in.
"Without immediate action, our state is headed for a fiscal disaster," Mr Schwarzenegger said, saying that the current $11.2bn shortfall could swell to "a staggering $28bn" over the next 18 months.
Monday, December 01, 2008
Shrinking Away
From New York magazine: Patient Shrink! Therapists Worried.
Strapped patients are starting to give up their shrink sessions. “A lot of my patients are very anxious about the possibility of giving up their therapy,” says Alan Schwartz, a Chelsea psychiatrist. “Some of them are now going to internists for their meds. They are doing their best to maintain some sense of calm.” Harold Levinson, who specializes in anxiety disorders, says a fifth of his patients have put therapy on hold—at a bad time. “Not only are people under financial pressure,” he says, “but this is holiday season, when depression is at a high.” Stephen Josephson, a psychologist at Cornell and Columbia who has lost 10 percent of his patients, says he’s seeing “more severe symptoms, including suicidality.” There’s already some fee negotiation and spacing out of sessions. “But you don’t want to give therapy for free,” says Levinson. “It distorts the process.”
Deflation = more pain in paradise.
Strapped patients are starting to give up their shrink sessions. “A lot of my patients are very anxious about the possibility of giving up their therapy,” says Alan Schwartz, a Chelsea psychiatrist. “Some of them are now going to internists for their meds. They are doing their best to maintain some sense of calm.” Harold Levinson, who specializes in anxiety disorders, says a fifth of his patients have put therapy on hold—at a bad time. “Not only are people under financial pressure,” he says, “but this is holiday season, when depression is at a high.” Stephen Josephson, a psychologist at Cornell and Columbia who has lost 10 percent of his patients, says he’s seeing “more severe symptoms, including suicidality.” There’s already some fee negotiation and spacing out of sessions. “But you don’t want to give therapy for free,” says Levinson. “It distorts the process.”
Deflation = more pain in paradise.
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