Metaphysician, Heal Thyself

Sometimes the stories just write themselves.

From the Snotrag of the Universe, the much self-laudatory New York Times: A Thicket of Easy Loans That Entangled One Mortgage Holder.

ROBIN SOTIRE thought she had a financial plan all worked out when she moved from Arizona to Connecticut in the summer of 2006 to handle her mother’s estate and care for an elderly aunt. She was going to sell her house in Arizona, fix up her mother’s three-family home in Stamford using home equity loans, and then sell both houses. With the profits, according to her plan, she hoped to pay off a $645,000 mortgage she had meanwhile obtained to buy her dream home in quiet, rural Redding.

But Ms. Sotire’s dream soon deteriorated into a financial nightmare and has turned her into a statistic in the national foreclosure story. The self-employed healer and metaphysical mystic is in at least $1.6 million debt and facing foreclosure on both Connecticut properties. After taking out a combination of first and second mortgages, refinances and home equity loans on all her properties, she plans to file for bankruptcy.

The EE has no idea what a metaphysical mystic is but it's impressive to know that the "healer" took on $1.6M in debt.

“As she juggled the Stamford and Redding properties, Ms. Sotire fell into a cycle of refinancing to get cash to stay afloat and avoid the steep increases of adjustable rate loans. She said she was unable to work as a healer - she is certified as a master in the Reiki technique - because she was so busy juggling all her responsibilities.”

“At times I was robbing Peter to pay Paul and was amazed when I got mortgages, but I really thought I’d be able to pay everything,” she said. “When houses didn’t sell, everything spiraled down. Looking back, I’m smarter and would do things differently.”

How about Vibrating to the Rhythms of the Universe™ to pay back those loans?