Limerick

From the Boston Herald: Surf’s up, prices down

The outlook is cloudy for Nantucket’s once-sunny real estate market as the resort island sails into the crucial summer selling season.

In a sign of the times, the owners of some grand Nantucket estates are knocking millions off their price tags in a bid to lure buyers.

There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose house was so small he got stuck’n't.
He said with a groan
As he 'faulted his loan,
“If my ARM was an arse, I’d be f*ck’n't.”