Thursday, February 07, 2008

Top Ten

... bullshit "professions" enabled by the housing bubble. (If you haven't heard of them, don't worry. They won't be around for long.)

10. aromatherapy
9. house staging
8. feng shui "expert"
7. scrapbooking
6. make-your-own-candleshop
5. yoga studio
4. doggie spas
3. koi pond "experts", koi breeders, etc.
2. sign twirlers

And the top candidate:

1. life coach.

2 comments:

macavity said...

You forget botox...

ShockingSchadenfreude said...

And the fake jigglies.

You're right, darnit!