Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Gay Marriage & Falling Knives

From US News & World Report: The Gay Marriage Home-Buying Discount.

From wellsfordrealty.com (fist pound, Zillow Blog):

Whether choosing to make California their primary or secondary residence by buying a home in San Diego, domestic partners seeking to take advantage of the new Same Sex Marriage Law in California can now get their wedding reception or a honeymoon getaway compliments [of] Wellsford Realty. With the purchase of a condo or home using their services, Wellsford Realty is rebating 33% back on the commission which can be used to celebrate their wedding day or plan that long awaited perfect honeymoon.
Wow, this latest ploy is quite desperate. It's also awesomely hilarious.

They have forgotten just one thing. Homos can do math in roughly the same proportion as the rest of the population so if they haven't been suckered into the RE market by now, this abomination won't exactly make them "catch a falling knife".

Or to translate it in terms that even the dumbest California Realtor™ can understand:

BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

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