Friday, November 30, 2007

Dude, Where's My Goldilocks?

I miss Goldilocks. I really really do. I miss the fact that they no longer talk about her on CNBC.

Where's my Goldilocks Economy?

Did Goldie get sodomized by the three bears? Is she now flashing "six-inch hooker heels, and a `tramp stamp'"? Is there some deep dark shameful secret that nobody wants to talk about?

Where is she?

Bring her back, says I!

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