Just outside Los Angeles, Cindy Schwanke's family is waging an all-out battle to sell its three-bedroom home.
"We never really thought we'd have a problem selling," she said.
After seven months and three real estate agents, there was still no sale.
So Schwanke quit her job as a pastry chef to focus all her efforts on selling her house.
To make her home more appealing, she spent $25,000 improving it, and she dropped her asking price by a whopping $100,000.
"I try to bring people in. I bake cupcakes for them. I … offer them water, and I do whatever I can to make it a pleasant experience for them," she said.
So far, her cupcakes haven't done the trick.
Maybe, you're not doing "whatever you can". You need to try harder!
Three suggestions, sunshine: let them "cup" your "cake", give out "massages", or bake "pot brownies". Hubba, hubba!
Alternately, you could just lower the fucking price!
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