Monday, October 27, 2008

The Paper Turkey

From the lard-iest paper, The Manteca Bulletin reports: Bleak outlook for Thanksgiving as turkey effort is $18,635 short.

It's 32 days until Thanksgiving.

But Gail Teunissen and the rest of the Turkeys R Us volunteers have just 20 days to raise $18,725 to make sure 1,250 struggling families in Manteca, Ripon and Lathrop have at least a turkey for the main course.

They've collected just $90 so far.


Did they call Bernanke at the Fed for a turkey bailout?

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