Thursday, June 04, 2009

Lord, What Fools These Mortals Be!

The New York Daily News reports: City turns upscale building in Crown Heights into homeless shelter.

Granite countertops. Terraces. Marble bathrooms. Walk-in closets.

The homeless are livin' large in Brooklyn.

The city is paying hundreds of thousands of dollars a month to rent luxury condos in a CCity officials said the condos - which couldn't attract buyers in the fizzled housing market - are part of an effort to help an "unprecedented" number of homeless families who have ended up on the street because of the tough economy.

Units priced at $350,000.

Neighbors were furious the 67-unit building on East New York Ave., where apartments were supposed to sell for $250,000 to $350,000, has been turned into a shelter.


PUNK'D!!!!!

And that's why, muchachos y muchachas, it's a bad idea to buy from a builder during a bubble.

BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHH!!!

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