Sunday, January 04, 2009

Economic Updates

(Washington) Baby Goldilocks, daughter of the original Goldilocks and the US Treasury was gangbanged by the four horsemen of the Economic Apocalypse - Debt, Deleveraging, Deflation and Default, and is now reduced in her syphilitic state to giving handjobs at the side of the road for cash.

Her mother died under tragic circumstances on Valentine's Day earlier last year.

1 comment:

Lionel said...

You're not hooked up quite right, are you? (That is a compliment, BTW.)