Monday, March 03, 2008

50 Ways to Leave Your Mortgage

The Spinning Jenny is back! Remarks by Secretary Henry M. Paulson, Jr.

I believe our efforts are best focused on helping homeowners who want to stay in their homes.

Homeowners who can afford their mortgage should honor their obligations --- and most do.


BWAH-HAHAHHA-HAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHH!

Now that the debtors are sticking it to the banks, they talk about "honor"? This is sheer desperation.

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free.

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